Land of Tales and Trials

crofethr:

denali-winter:

BAM.

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

slangwang:
Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

yuanfens:

coming home to the snsd fandom like

image

I can go from Erwin to Jean in two seonds
poonanji:

see terms:
daddy issues
friend zoned
jail bait

poonanji:

see terms:

  • daddy issues
  • friend zoned
  • jail bait
Have to sit down and get to work on chem lab

let’s be real tho, i’ll be back in five……. :S

I think having a significant other would be great but when confronted with actually interaction I completely fall apart and lose all semblance of “cool”

flyawaymax:

best

I have learned that I have the fight or flight instinct

and it specifically affects how I deal with romantic shit. Someone springs something on me, I get startled and its game over. Current status: running the fuck away.

yaexrae:

NO BIKES INDOORS

yaexrae:

NO BIKES INDOORS

tattoo-on-my-heart:

this is the best thing I’ve seen

spirkcantwerk:

This scene actually works better as stills

outofcontextdnd:

Summoner: Does the skeleton thief have intelligence?

DM: From what you can tell, yes.

Summoner: Alright, then I’m going to seduce the skeleton.

DM: What the- okay. Fine. Just roll.

Summoner: *rolls a natural 20* Okay, so that’s gonna be 33 total to seduce the skeleton.

DM: Yknow what. Fuck it. You seduced the skeleton.

thesylverlining:

dave-youfool:

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

Just a city boy, shot by cops in south Detroit
"He coulda had a gun hiding anywhere"

Bullshit, racists,
Up and down the boulevard
Trash cops, assholes in the night
(it goes on and on and on and on)