Me: Roll over.
GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.
GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.
GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.
Me: Holy shit.
coming home to the snsd fandom like
- daddy issues
- friend zoned
- jail bait
I think having a significant other would be great but when confronted with actually interaction I completely fall apart and lose all semblance of “cool”
and it specifically affects how I deal with romantic shit. Someone springs something on me, I get startled and its game over. Current status: running the fuck away.
NO BIKES INDOORS
this is the best thing I’ve seen
This scene actually works better as stills
Summoner: Does the skeleton thief have intelligence?
DM: From what you can tell, yes.
Summoner: Alright, then I’m going to seduce the skeleton.
DM: What the- okay. Fine. Just roll.
Summoner: *rolls a natural 20* Okay, so that’s gonna be 33 total to seduce the skeleton.
DM: Yknow what. Fuck it. You seduced the skeleton.
just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,
(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)
Just a city boy, shot by cops in south Detroit
"He coulda had a gun hiding anywhere"
Up and down the boulevard
Trash cops, assholes in the night
(it goes on and on and on and on)